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Liz Plank's avatar

cheerleaders don’t get exemptions!!!

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a previous version of this essay had another essay i was working on about how this is the epstein war, apologies for the extremely long typo!!

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puts the mics down boys, time to combat

Neil Keicher's avatar

Let's see how tough these guys really are.

Liz Plank's avatar

EXACTLYYYYYY

Anne Lockwood's avatar

I think we should send the Bros over as observers.

You did miss one of the Bros - Elon Musk. Whose last line the in his 2024 Rogan podcast was made looking directly at the camera. Something like, get out and vote [white] men because this might be your last opportunity to do it.

Send them all over.

Liz Plank's avatar

send elon first

Ryan Herrmann's avatar

I'm expecting terrorism on US soil. A war with Iran is seen as a war on Islam. Which can be seen in Middle Eastern states outside of Iran. The Supreme Leader (a religious figure) was killed during Ramadan.

The biggest mistake Trump made is thinking this will be an Iraq situation. Doesn't have the support that Bush had and Iran has a much stronger military.

Liz Plank's avatar

yikes i think your analysis is right but im afraid of it!!!!! he doesn't have the support that bush had because he even really gave us a reason he's going to war.

Erin's avatar

i felt your fury in this one... and i felt it right there with you. FUCK all these dickbags so hard. i cannot wait for the moment it dawns on them that they are slugs who just voted for salt.

Liz Plank's avatar

i actually restrained lol!

Katherine de Vos Devine's avatar

This is my favorite headline…ever.

Liz Plank's avatar

it felt good to write!!!