the girls are fighting
trump and michael cohen > drake and kendrick lamar
While our collective attention has been captured by Drake and Kendrick Lamar yelling poetry at each other, the lovers-to-enemies romance between Donald Trump and Michael Cohen is in my humble opinion, unparalleled. Their relationship has everything: secret tapes, bat-mitzvah drama, bonding over fraud, and so much more you’d want to whisper about at a sleepover.
In extremely 2019 fashion, I ended up being quoted in one of Trump’s diss tracks (mean tweets) about Cohen. Before Trump had been court-ordered to unblock me and other journalists, I guess he caught wind of me…