The Surge in Vasectomies Post-Roe: I Called It
Well, folks, it seems my crystal ball was spot on! Remember when I predicted a vasectomy boom after Roe was overturned and that Fox News and Page Six collectively lost their minds about it? Guess what? It’s not just a speculation anymore. We are officially in our vasectomy era, and I have never felt more alive. I had a firm belief that men would inevitably evolve into their best selves and step up to the plate, and boy did they!
Hot Vasectomy Boy Summer
According a national database that includes hundreds of millions of patients analyzed by the University of Utah, the snip-the-patriarchy revolution prediction has come to fruition. The percentage of young men undergoing vasectomies has risen from 6.2% to almost 10%, marking a notable change in societal attitudes toward reproductive health. Sometimes shit happens (losing roe) but in this case, snip also happens.
But here’s why this really matters…